2. UT and A&M (and the University of New Mexico) have proposed that they join forces to restart the Cold War by contributing to the already massive surplus of WMDs. They will be researching at Sandia, where the non-nuclear parts of city-killing nuclear packages will be researched. A true victory for all who want to see our glorious nation bring us from 3 minutes to midnight down to 2!
3. The Bill Cosby sexual assault trial will proceed, and Bill will finally have to (maybe) face the consequences of his actions. His lawyers argue that this is a ploy to make Bill confess to a previous civil suit, something the former district attorney had said they would not do. They are being stupid. This story needs to be on the front page so that people do not forget that this is an ongoing matter, and that the right thing needs to be done. This is relevant, and plays with the idea of timeliness as well as justice. (conflict)
4. The school formerly known as Robert E. Lee has now been planned to be renamed as Russell Lee, but there was a dissenting vote who called for it to be named after Bettie Mann, the school's first African American teacher. Russell Lee was a photographer, but that isn't really the important part of the story because the only purpose of the renaming was to stop glorifying confederate generals and warriors who fought for slavery in the south. It will still be named Lee school, but at (Lee)ast the memory of R. Lee will no longer be honored there.
5. The Baylor sexual scandal will likely result in Ken Starr being fired. The scandal is over the abnormally large amounts of sexual assault done by the football players at Baylor, and the kind of investigations there are to these accusations at Baylor. I think that ALL universities are in need of serious reform in terms of how they deal with sexual assault, as it is becoming more and more clear that these kinds of activities are still happening, which is bad.